I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Two words: nipple clamps
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