Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
