ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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