Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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