Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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