office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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