Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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