people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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