This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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