My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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