I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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