Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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