Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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