It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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