Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
kristin has been a bad kristin
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
