there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So squirting runs in the family.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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