I want to walk on stilts...naked
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
