He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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