so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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