Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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