My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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