The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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