I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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