part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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