he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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