i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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