I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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