Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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