This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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