I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
