I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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