are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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