I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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