Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
We left the knife in your bed.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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