Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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