Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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