I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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