I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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