are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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