his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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