i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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