I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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