So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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