I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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