To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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