Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I need water and some morals
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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