Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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