If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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