i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
did i just pee glitter
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
