OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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