Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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