Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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