We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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